January 2012
The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's...
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
Just thinkin'
pleezwatchthatchild:
Can we just say some - or maybe most, whatever - weddings are dumb? Just thinkin’.
I’m satisfied with ‘most weddings are dumb’, but only because your wedding was tits.
11 Reasons Why Weddings Are Dumb →
But hey, if you want to spend $30,000 to prove how in love you are, that’s your own business. I’ll be by the bar…
The Hairpin: Unwritten Self-Help Books That Could... →
Should You Break Into a Jog If Someone’s Holding a Door Open and You’re Still a Few Paces Away? A new book from the author of the international best-seller, How Long Should You Maintain Eye Contact When You’re Passing Someone You Know in a Long Hallway?
Friday Faves: 25 Things to Do Before You Turn 25 →
dirtydeedsdyan:
I’m 27 and have (sort of) done 9 of these.
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10 Signs You’re A Grown Up (Or At Least Getting... →
5. You begin worrying more about your health and have slowly been getting your act together for preventative care.
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“I have long suspected that I am bad at being a woman. There are things that...”
– 18 Things Women Can Do That I Just Don’t Understand - The Frisky
It’s almost like I wrote this
(via dirtydeedsdyan)
Ditto.
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Colbert Super PAC - Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert
As a citizen addressing the general public, Stephen calls on the Colbert Super PAC not to run vicious character assassinations ads that can be traced back to him.
Home is wherever I'm with you (and one of us isn't...
The Cat Hates Immolation.
hipflaskadventures:
He curled into a ball. Then fled under the table.
He’s all fuzzed up from being agitated.
Our cat sleeps straight through even the blackest metal.